Monday, July 13, 2009

Don't keep things inside

Just a simple advice:

Sometimes when your heart is filled with woes, regrets, confusion, despair or even happiness, do share with those you know and trust. To keep things inside, even the smallest of things could grow and grow and grow and grow and grow into something that you can never understand and control. Sometimes it is best to keep things inside some says, perhaps such a principle is true...but know that when you are hurting inside, do tell because though it might not be obvious, there are people who care about you and would hear you out. You may feel that you must suffer it alone but, do realize that the people who care about you would feel the pain oo..no kidding.. What am i blabbing about anyways? Hehehe...just my thoughts and my restless fingers.

Sunday, July 5, 2009

I'm in UKM...sigh...

Rite, as the title kindly suggest..i am in UKM, Ulu Kapit Malaysia... It is an academic institution where people come to learn various subjects.. Now, as a pioneer of an academy, it is a regret to find that the subject i created for students are not offered here.. Hence, it is proud to announce that i will be the Dean of a new faculty here in UKM. The faculty will offer courses that only I and a few trained staff can teach. Enrollments are only limited to students who fulfill criteria below.


Requirements:

1. SPM (Lulus)
2. Have been in jail once. (Crime such as theft, robbery, hijacking,bullying..so forth will contribute to student's merit.
3. Not afraid to use curses.

Fees: Will be notified after enrollment

Courses offered:
1. How to swear
2. How to bully
3. Teaching of Cunning Skills
4. Psychomeanniness (The study of Mean behaviors)
5. others will be introduced in a booklet provided after enrollment


Yours Truly,
Aliks de Megos
(Dean of Meannie Faculty)