Rite, as the title kindly suggest..i am in UKM, Ulu Kapit Malaysia... It is an academic institution where people come to learn various subjects.. Now, as a pioneer of an academy, it is a regret to find that the subject i created for students are not offered here.. Hence, it is proud to announce that i will be the Dean of a new faculty here in UKM. The faculty will offer courses that only I and a few trained staff can teach. Enrollments are only limited to students who fulfill criteria below.
Requirements:
1. SPM (Lulus)
2. Have been in jail once. (Crime such as theft, robbery, hijacking,bullying..so forth will contribute to student's merit.
3. Not afraid to use curses.
Fees: Will be notified after enrollment
Courses offered:
1. How to swear
2. How to bully
3. Teaching of Cunning Skills
4. Psychomeanniness (The study of Mean behaviors)
5. others will be introduced in a booklet provided after enrollment
Yours Truly,
Aliks de Megos
(Dean of Meannie Faculty)
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ReplyDeleteWhoa.. Ya sure this faculty is still functionable? Last I checked.. the place was falling apart... and the only creature there was a monkey... standing at the LCD projector looking confused.. with a opened book that says 'L+I=T'
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